🎉 FTX 2.0 is BACK! Now with actual accounting software! 📢 Customer funds are now stored in a real bank (not Sam's checking account) 🏆 Voted "Most Audacious Comeback" by CryptoTwitter 2026 💎 New users get $10 free — we promise it's real this time 🔒 Our new security: a really strong padlock on the server room door 📊 We hired an actual accountant! (She's very disappointed in us)
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Formerly Known As "That Exchange"

The Comeback Nobody Asked For

Trade 500+ cryptocurrencies on the exchange that learned from its mistakes.
Now with real Proof of Reserves and an actual accounting department.

$0 24h Trading Volume*
0 Tradable Assets
0 Brave Souls Registered
0 Bankruptcies (goal: stay at 1)

*Volume may include washing, drying, and folding.

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Proof of Reserves Audited by people who actually audit
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FDIC Insured* *We asked, they said no, but we're optimistic
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Military-Grade Security We bought a really good antivirus
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Fully Licensed We have a business license from the Bahamas. Still.
Why FTX 2.0?

Built Different.
This Time For Real.

We spent $50 million on rebranding alone, so you know we're serious.

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Advanced Trading Engine

Process up to 1 million trades per second. That's a lot of people losing money simultaneously. Our matching engine is so fast, you'll be broke before you can blink.

< 1ms Latency
1M+ TPS
99.99% Uptime*

*Excluding maintenance, outages, bankruptcy proceedings, and "oopsies"

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Actual Security

Multi-sig wallets, cold storage, and we stopped giving the CEO the password to everything. Revolutionary concept, we know.

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Lowest Fees

0.02% maker / 0.07% taker. We make money on fees, not by "borrowing" your deposits. What a novel business model!

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AI Trading Bot

Let our AI lose money for you while you sleep. It uses advanced algorithms to buy high and sell low with superhuman efficiency.

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Mobile App

Check your portfolio (and cry) from anywhere in the world. Supports iOS, Android, and whichever phone you're nervously checking at 3 AM.

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500+ Markets

Trade Bitcoin, Ethereum, Dogecoin, and 497 other coins you've never heard of but your cousin told you will "100x for sure bro."

Instant Withdrawals

Get your money out whenever you want. Yes, really. We know that's a new concept for FTX, but we're trying new things.

Live Markets

Today's Hottest Coins

Watch your portfolio go up and down. Mostly down. But sometimes up!

Name Price 24h Change 24h Volume Market Cap 7D Chart
Pro Trading

A Trading Interface That
Actually Works

Advanced charting, real-time orderbooks, and a "panic sell" button prominently placed.

BTC/USDT $104,283.42 +2.34%
24h High$105,841.00
24h Low$101,234.56
24h Vol$4.2B

Order Book

PriceAmountTotal
$104,283.42 Spread: $1.23
Transparency

Proof of Reserves

Unlike last time, the money is actually here. We checked. Twice.

Total Customer Assets

✓ Verified
$16,847,293,441
Reserve Ratio: 104% (4% extra just in case we get tempted)
Last audited: 12 seconds ago | Next audit: 12 seconds from now
Auditor: Not our cousin this time
Bitcoin (BTC) 142,847 BTC
100%
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Ethereum (ETH) 1,847,293 ETH
100%
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USDT/USDC $4,283,441,000
108%
Solana (SOL) 24,847,293 SOL
102%
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Dogecoin (DOGE) 8,472,847,293 DOGE
200%
Passive Income

Earn While You Sleep

Sustainable yields that won't collapse the entire crypto market. Probably.

Most Popular
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Flexible Staking

8.2% APY
  • ✅ Withdraw anytime (for real)
  • ✅ Paid daily
  • ✅ No minimum
  • ✅ Not a Ponzi scheme*
Start Earning

*We're like 85% sure

DeFi
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Liquidity Mining

22.7% APY
  • ✅ Multiple pairs
  • ✅ Auto-compounding
  • ✅ Impermanent loss protection*
  • ✅ Free hopium with every deposit
Provide Liquidity

*Protection against impermanent loss by making it permanent

Testimonials

What Our Users Say

Real reviews from real people. We didn't make these up. (We couldn't afford to.)

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"I lost $50,000 on FTX 1.0. Now I'm back for round 2. Some people never learn, and I'm proud to be one of them."

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@CryptoMaxiPad Lost $50K, back for more
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"The UI is actually amazing. I love watching my portfolio go down in such high resolution. The charts are beautiful."

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@TechBroSally UX Designer & Degen
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"Finally, an exchange that's honest about being dishonest. The self-awareness is refreshing. 10/10 would get rugpulled again."

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@GalaxyBrainChad Professional Bag Holder
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"My therapist says I have trust issues. My crypto portfolio says she's right. But FTX 2.0 is helping me work through them."

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@TherapyNeeded In therapy (crypto-related)
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"I showed FTX 2.0 to my wife and she said 'isn't that the one that stole everyone's money?' and I said 'that was 1.0, babe.' She's filing for divorce."

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@DivorceIncoming Soon to be single
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"Customer support actually responded within 5 minutes. I was so shocked I thought it was a phishing scam."

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@WaitingOnHold Former Coinbase user
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Countries Served
(Except where it's illegal. So like, 40.)
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Registered Users
(7 million are bots, but who's counting?)
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$0
Daily Trading Volume
(This number is totally real.)
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Awards Won
(We gave them to ourselves. Still counts.)
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Active Lawsuits
(Down from 247! Progress!)
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Withdrawal Success Rate
(A massive improvement from 0%)
Partners & Sponsors

Trusted By Industry Leaders*

*They haven't called back, but we're sure they're just busy.

Mobile App

Trade on the Go

Download the FTX 2.0 app and lose money from anywhere in the world. Available on iOS and Android*.

*Pending app store approval. Apple said "absolutely not" but we're working on it.

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Scan to download (or just stare at it, we're not your boss)
FTX 2.0 🔔
Total Balance
$69,420.00
+4.20% today
₿ BTC+2.34%
Ξ ETH+5.67%
◎ SOL-1.23%
🐕 DOGE+42.0%
FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

We know you have trust issues. That's fair.

Yes. But like a phoenix rising from the ashes — or more accurately, like a guy who bounced a check and came back to the same store — we're here again. FTX 2.0 is under completely new management, with completely new code, and most importantly, a completely new bank account that nobody named Sam has the password to.

Safer than it was! Which, admittedly, is a very low bar. We now have real Proof of Reserves, audited by a real accounting firm (not just a guy named Dave who's "good with numbers"). Your funds are stored in cold wallets, hot wallets, and one really secure filing cabinet in the break room.

YES. We know this was kind of a problem before. Withdrawals now process instantly for crypto and within 1-3 business days for fiat. We even have a big red "WITHDRAW" button on the dashboard. It actually works and everything. Revolutionary, we know.

Honestly? Great question. But consider this: we've been through the worst possible scandal in crypto history and we're still here. We literally cannot afford to mess up again. Plus our new compliance officer carries a spray bottle and squirts anyone who tries to "borrow" customer funds. It's very effective.

No. Sam Bankman-Fried is currently... unavailable. Very unavailable. Like, "wearing an orange jumpsuit" unavailable. FTX 2.0 has zero connection to him, Alameda Research, or anyone who has ever played League of Legends during a board meeting. Our new CEO has never even heard of League of Legends. We checked.

The bankruptcy proceedings have been handling claims. If you had funds on FTX 1.0, you may have received partial repayment. FTX 2.0 users who were affected can claim a "Sorry About That" NFT in their new account, which features a picture of a dumpster fire with "We're Sorry" written on it. It's already worth less than what you lost.

FTT has been replaced by FTT 2.0, which has a new feature: it's actually backed by real assets instead of vibes and Excel spreadsheets. Each FTT 2.0 token entitles you to platform benefits, trading fee discounts, and the profound satisfaction of knowing you didn't learn your lesson. Welcome back, degen.

Yes! Real humans, not bots. Well, mostly humans. Okay, it's a chatbot, but it's a really good chatbot. If the chatbot can't help, you'll be connected to an actual person within 5 minutes. We hired 200 support agents, and they're all in therapy from reading the old FTX subreddit. They understand your pain.

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Hi! I'm FTX 2.0's support bot. How can I help you today? And yes, your money is still here. I checked.